Yesterday, Stephen Totilo and I received special packages from Rockstar.
Joy! It was "GTA IV" swag.
But when we discussed the loot, we were surprised that we received different items.
His package included a large "Swingers" baseball jersey (with the number four emblazoned on the back), a "Swingers" ball cap, a license plate with "N1K0" on it, foam fingers in "Shocker" mode (try explaining that to Totilo), a mousepad and two "GTA IV" stickers (one the size of my hand, the other bigger than my face).
Meanwhile, I received a small "GTA IV" sticker, the foam fingers and an XL "Burger Shot" T-shirt.
The only other outlet we've seen receive a package thus far was UGO; it looks like they just got the foam fingers and a white "GTA IV" T-shirt.
So why the difference in swag? And is Rockstar trying to tell me that I'm fat?
Click onward to view our "GTA IV"-related items with the real-life Liberty City as the appropriate backdrop...