We all hate the very concept, yet as best as we try, there's no avoiding it either: DLC.
It's only been a relatively short period of time since we first gazed upon Elder Scrolls: Oblivion's horse armor, but downloadable content has managed to completely change the way games are produced and played, plus it doesn't seem to be going away anytime soon. Still, DLC remains a very bitter pill to swallow.
And in such case, perhaps a song will help?
The following, which was first spotted on NeoGAF, takes a classic ditty made famous in Disney's Alladin and filled it with "tons of truth bombs" as the kids might say:
As cliched as it sounds, but it's funny because it's true. Anyhow, bonus video time, by the same author, but with Disney's Mulan: