Hey, Rockstar: Can We Get 'The Lost And Damned''s Motorcycles In 'Grand Theft Auto IV'?

Dear Rockstar: Motorcycles weren't very fun in "Grand Theft Auto IV" because it took five seconds to fall off, but since you fixed them in "The Lost And Damned," could you guys work on a patch to bring those physics into Niko's story? That'd be lovely. Write back soon! Love, Patrick.