This video was filmed just hours after I received a copy of "GTA IV." What you see are highlights of my first un-monitored 10 minutes with the game, with the excellent but lengthy opening credits and cut-scenes omitted.
For the record, I didn't curse in this video. Characters in the game did. I'm also a lot better at the game now that I've played seven more hours of it!
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