‘GTA IV’ Swag Update: My Boss Got Better Stuff Than I Did

gtaiv-swag-281.jpgYesterday, Stephen Totilo and I received special packages from Rockstar.

Joy! It was “GTA IV” swag.

But when we discussed the loot, we were surprised that we received different items.

His package included a large “Swingers” baseball jersey (with the number four emblazoned on the back), a “Swingers” ball cap, a license plate with “N1K0″ on it, foam fingers in “Shocker” mode (try explaining that to Totilo), a mousepad and two “GTA IV” stickers (one the size of my hand, the other bigger than my face).

Meanwhile, I received a small “GTA IV” sticker, the foam fingers and an XL “Burger Shot” T-shirt.

The only other outlet we’ve seen receive a package thus far was UGO; it looks like they just got the foam fingers and a white “GTA IV” T-shirt.

So why the difference in swag? And is Rockstar trying to tell me that I’m fat?

Click onward to view our “GTA IV”-related items with the real-life Liberty City as the appropriate backdrop…

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