If you take my support of an MTV intern named Billie to post about her plans for a “Halo” Halloween costume…

…stir that up with my year-long coverage of the Steve Wiebe - Billy Mitchell “Donkey Kong” documentary “King of Kong” and associated shenanigans…

…put it on a stove-top for 10 minutes at medium heat…

…you will find, ready for serving, this post: Billy Mitchell Halloween Costumes.

The only thing that would have made this better is if Eli Roth came through with a photo. Why him? Because he told MTV Movies reporter Larry Carroll back in May that he was planning to dress as Billy for Halloween. Well, Eli?

Read on to see the costumes.

Our first image comes from Robert “Pennyman” Welkner, host of Coin-Op TV. He’s got the hair, the tie and the hot-sauce bottle. And he can be seen wearing this get-up on the most recent episode of the online show.

The second shot features Mitch Gerson, an arcade aficionado who may not have the props but appears to have the right attitude. He has written a trio of articles about “King of Kong” for GameRoom Magazine.

Do we have a winner?

Paging Mr. Roth…

(Actual Billy Mitchell image up top is courtesy of Twin Galaxies)