Any clever, highly motivated hobbyist can build from scratch an overclocked, water-cooled, insanely powerful PC in a meticulously detailed custom case. But it takes someone with a really fat wallet to go out and simply buy a souped-up machine like the Acer Ferrarri 1000. And because you're not going to schlep that PC housed in a real gingerbread castle to Starbucks to surf the web (okay, well maybe...), you could show off more comfortably with Acer's svelte, carbon fiber 3.5 pound portable with AMD Turion 64 X2 (trust us, that's badass) under the hood. Really, it's a better way to show the world what a supreme gaming tool you are. Check the ridiculous specs. Tanning bed and midlife crisis sold separately.