Greetings, fellow carbon-based life forms. In addition to my normal games duties -- which include, but are not limited to: hosting The G-Hole, recently proved by scientists at Harvard University to be GREATEST VIDEO GAME SHOW OF ALL TIME; flitting around the office in various stages of undress on an emotional high after unlocking something new in Marvel: Ultimate Alliance; and dropping a little gaming-related ass-whipping on fools half my age on Xbox Live -- I am now going to attempt to do something I previously thought impossible. I, Blair Joseph Herter, will post a brand spankin' new blog EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. (Truthfully, Monday through Friday. On weekends I have to go back to the institute). I realize that, to some of you, this may not seem like such a grand undertaking. But to a guy who has a hard time committing to breathing in and out consistently for 24 hours a day, this is A BIG DEAL. But I do it for you. Because I care. And I promise you this: Even if you're not interested in what I'm writing about, the fact that I have the maturity of a six year-old will, by comparison, make you feel MUCH BETTER about your own level of intelligence. And what's not to like about that?
So, my friends, tomorrow I shall serve you my first delicious helping of games-related rhetoric. Today, I leave you with this:
