Why no one has made a videogame about The Haunted Tank, I do not know. Nor do I care as long as this egregious error is not rectified immediately.
The Haunted Tank is?and I am not making this up? a comic book from the 1960s about a tank soldier in World War II. His name is Jeb Stuart and, not surprisingly given his name, he is the ancestor of Civil War general Jeb Stuart. Jeb, now a ghost, returns from beyond the grave to assist his namesake in his war against Nazi oppression.
Previously, I had believed I was put on this mudball Earth solely to serve the whims of the family cats Shemp and Elvis. But no longer.
My true mission in life is to get The Haunted Tank made into a videogame. A videogame with tanks. And Nazis. And if you, as Jeb Stuart in the videogame, ask why Jeb Stuart the ghost in the videogame has returned from the dead, the game will (and deservedly so) crash.
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