Thanks to Rockstar Games, I can exercise my youthful exuberance and exhibit many, many antisocial tendencies with this, the inflatable tchotchke of the year (this second). It's meant to promote the upcoming Bully, the controversial school simulator that's had Mr. Jack Thompson in a tizzy for these past many moons.
Sadly, Rockstar thought not to include an actual copy of Bully with its tchotchke. This does not bode well, I think.
But I'm still looking forward -- very much so -- to sticking it to the Man. Try and teach me you good English would you?
Now if only I had a pin and an air pump.
(If you can't tell what, exactly, you're looking at, it's an uninflated dodgeball, commonly used as a projectile for pummeling nerds. Trust me on this one.)