Game companies are nothing if not enthusiastic. They do so love their press releases and have been known to send out media advisories when one of their public relations agents finds a quarter on the sidewalk.
Well, today's news is more serious than that. This may just win two Pulitzer prizes for the journalist brave enough to pierce its subtle mysteries:
LOOK OUT!
The Evil Villains Of NAMCO BANDAI Games America Inc.?s
Pac-Man World Rally?? Wreak Havoc In Pac-Land!
New Screens Of Toc-Man, Spooky and Erwin Now Available!
NAMCO BANDAI Games America Inc. releases new screenshots of the maniacal creatures featured in Pac-Man World Rally??!
And, sure enough, there are screenshots for Toc-Man, Spooky, and Erwin. Plus, there is also revelatory biographical information included for each. Like, for example, this: "Like many that came before him, Erwin wanted to rule the world. He found a way to suck raw energy out of the Spectral realm (which is where all the ghosts come from), thereby collapsing it in on Pac-Land and plunging it into a catastrophic environmental disaster."
Al Gore, and the people who trademarked the trademark symbol should be well pleased.

