At E3, beautiful women lurked near the Brooktown High: Senior Year videogame displays. They handed out pens and T-shirts, and tried to entice fat young males to come look at, and play, this odd PSP dating simulator.
In Brooktown High, the goal is to get a date. And then go on dates. And tell jokes on the dates. In fact, playing Brooktown
is just like going on a real date, except you have to make sure the
battery power on the videogame console doesn't run down while you're
making your move on that hot, hot collection of pixels.
I, for one, can't wait to show my new girlfriend to Mom.
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